Five, four, three, two, one, who chart it?

It's time for episode 771 of Who Charted?

The show where comedians discuss the top five songs and movies of the week.

Congratulations, your approaching checkpoint, Turkey.

I'm your host, H. Michael Cray,

aka chart link letter, Howard Kramer.

And with me as always is starred,

a.k.a. Brett, Peter Morris,

Brett's per minute.

What's up, BPM?

What's up? How are you holding up?

I'm doing good.

This rain was horrific. Four days of it, you know, breaks our contract with Southern California.

But I punched through it. But listen to this, more pressing issue.

Yeah. I just heard girls just want to have fun. Yeah, Cindy Lopper. You know that one? Of course.

Of course. And we love Cindy Lopper. But tell me if she's just bringing this up for no reason, right?

She goes, the phone rings in the middle of the night. My father says, when are you going to live

your life right? And then she goes, oh, daddy, dear, we're not the fortunate ones.

And girls just want to have fun.

Why is she bringing up his money, how much money he makes?

Daddy, dear, we're not the fortunate ones.

What, like, what if he was rich and he calls up in the middle of the night,

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