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The Kirk Minihane Show

Barstool Sports

Comedy

4.4 • 7.8K Ratings

🗓️ 17 December 2020

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

Brandi Love, former friend of the Kirk Minihane Show, has snapped on social media, attacking the Minifans, smearing Kirk, and even invoking her Second Amendment rights in tweets about Kirk; Kirk responds. George Ford, the Scorsese of Fire, joins the show to talk about the business and artistic aspects of filming pleasant fire place scenes for Netflix (0:28:30). Stephen Colbert's alleged comedy show has somehow gotten so unfunny that even elderly columnists for the Boston Globe are rightfully ridiculing him. Gary Tanguay is the new holiday fill-in hots for WEEI. Intern Justin finally cracks a smile on the wrap-up show... and it's some creepy shit. Jared Carrabis joins the show for a little update, and someone is jealous of Ryan Whitney. One more day in SC left.

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0:00.0	Hey Kirkman and show listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube.
0:04.8	Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music.
0:08.9	You know the old saying, where do I go to get my reputation back?
0:12.0	Yes, I do. I'm familiar with it.
0:13.8	Where do I go to get my scene in back?
0:15.5	Do you leave some in your hotel room?
0:18.9	I literally, not to be graphic, spooge,
0:22.5	gallons, rivers full of seam over the years to brandy love.
0:26.2	Oh, yes.
0:27.1	And where do I go to collect that?
0:29.4	Do I go find, we'll listen, we're private investigators now.
0:31.8	Do I go find the old toilet paper, the old sweaters?
0:35.0	We might need a sock.
0:36.3	We might need a human sniffing dog.
0:38.1	I mean, we're talking, you could fill the, they should have named a river after it.
0:42.5	Hundreds of thousands of gallons gone.
0:47.1	Children screaming, they could have hours of your time.
0:50.5	Millions of hours of my time.
0:52.6	Millions, look at the lives I could have saved if I had done this instead.
0:55.6	Now I wasted it. Wasted it.
0:57.9	Think of the times I put my shirt over my penis and rubbed away until I ejaculated.
1:01.5	You could have over many, over many sorry, over many wonderful stepmom scenes and next door
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