Barbed Wire & The Frozen Face

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

5 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 10 June 2022

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Summary

Chilis is a fast casual restaurant that, at its zenith, was a very popular place for families and friends to eat and drink. Now, it is just a dirty dining room with petri dishes as tables and dirty iPads replacing the wait staff! Bryan shares about his latest and last visit to Chilis. Norovirus is known as the "vomiting virus" for good reason and the Green family has learned why! Finally, Frankie B is back with more of his Top 3 tips to take 10 years of your look! The gang reviews the second half of this incredibly hilarious clip! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Lululemon.com is for people who like comfort! Watch Us on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Huge Thanks To Our Supportive Listeners, Friends, Family & Spouses: Astrid & Jeff!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	On this episode of the commercial break.
0:11.8	Come on out of Chili's.
0:12.8	Yeah, come on down to Chili's and get your dextus fart in the shit burger.
0:18.8	We got Nora virus 2 for 1.
0:21.6	For Checked out vomiting no charge.
0:24.2	Chili's all warm up baby, baby, baby, baby, baby.
0:27.0	She's been in the shit for 3 fucking hours.
0:32.0	Every couple of minutes she'd be like,
0:34.0	Oh, daaah!
0:37.0	Like a wind up.
0:39.0	Yeah, like a wind up, you ever seen like the exorcist?
0:42.0	Yes.
0:43.0	It's just coming out of her mouth.
0:44.0	And then we that, here's what we do.
0:45.0	They get her out of the bed, clean her off, put her in the shower.
0:48.0	She screams and cries more.
0:49.0	Matt, he comes into the shower because he thinks he got vomit on him.
0:52.0	But he didn't.
0:53.0	He's picked up my oceny.
0:54.0	It's unbelievable.
0:56.0	These threads, now, you'll insert into the the sockets below your eyes up over here.
1:01.0	It's pretty much anywhere in the cheek.
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