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Banter: The Love Episode

Banter

Banter

Comedy

4.99.1K Ratings

🗓️ 14 September 2022

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Summary

No one is ready for this episode where the guys discuss having kids, the creation of the universe, and their love for Dua Lipa. Don't miss it on the newest episode of BANTER! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Welcome back to the Banz podcast. Today is slightly different because call is actually traveling right now and he is joining us from his hotel room.

0:08.2

We haven't seen his setup yet. So call take that thumb away from the camera.

0:14.0

I worked really hard on this. Okay. I look like I'm in a zoom call.

0:17.8

Oh my god. Wait. That is your

0:29.2

I'm in the middle of the game. So bad. Wait. You have like wait. It's good for me. It's good for me. It's good for me.

0:35.4

For me. For me. You look like like two pixels. Wait. I didn't I didn't show you this. Hang on.

0:41.4

I feel good on this. This is what you're getting. I'm not even gonna lie.

0:44.5

There was a criminally low percentage of people that follow the podcast and race it five stars and it's so easy. How easy is it?

0:51.1

It's just too clicks. You click the follow button. You click the five stars and you're done back to the show. Anyway, we have a very important question for you Sam.

0:58.6

Up. Okay. So Sam up. Folks to us. Do you want kids? What do you want kids? Do you want kids? It's a very it's a clear easy question. I can't take calls. I guess.

1:18.4

I guess it's time that I announced it. What do you want? Announce what me and George me and George sister having a kid. Thank you. Okay. Listen. Listen. I didn't know for ever going to make it public. Okay. I need and I take this back to a serious note. So I'm not.

1:37.4

This is a serious podcast with serious individuals. Okay. I when I ask you a question. Do you want kids? It's not a joke. Okay. I want to know the truth.

1:47.6

Behind those eyes. Sam. Do you want kids? If it was someone who's gorgeous. Is this for the. Yeah. Let me make it easy. You have. How old are you? 21? You have many years ahead of your life. Do you. Do you foresee yourself having kids? I don't know. Maybe. Maybe.

2:07.2

Okay. Let's take that as a yes. Okay. Sure. Let's go for a yes for your for arguments. I feel like that's what you want from me. Seven up. Here's the thing. We didn't tell you what today's plan was. But today it's going to be titled banter. The sex episode.

2:23.0

Wait. Is that going to be a demon at times? Who cares? It's a podcast. No, this is important. Talk about. We must discuss it. We can all let YouTube censor us.

2:34.0

It's banter. The love making episode. That's better. That's better. All right. So Sam map. We were established. You want kids. Right? Sure. You don't want to make it. Yeah. That's a good question. I feel like there's like some trick question. I feel like you're sending me up here. Just the way you're acting and how enthusiastic you are about these. No, I. It's a serious question. I want to know. Do you want kids George?

3:04.0

I'm going to be real with you currently. I don't think I do. I mean, I it seems really good. Here's the thing. I think obviously currently I don't want obviously but currently I do not want kids if that's not obvious. But obviously.

3:16.8

The majority of people have kids. Right. I don't have a statistic on it. I don't know if that's true. But yeah, sure. I don't know. But I feel like a lot of people have kids and it's like it's somewhat expected. Maybe.

3:30.6

I don't know. But to me, like, at least I don't know. I just feel like I don't really want kids. But maybe maybe like eventually. I don't know.

3:40.8

But currently definitely definitely not any time soon. That's for sure. No, but okay, listen, but the point is I the only reason I can see myself having kids is because everyone else does.

3:53.9

I'll tell you I only want to create kids to train them to be the best. Everything. Oh, it's like a little side quest. It's like a side quest if you are. No, I'm just playing.

4:06.5

They can complete all the things you failed in life on. I'm blown away that George had this question planned out and then didn't even like have an answer.

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