Banned Toys

Nerd of Mouth

The Last Podcast Network

Society & Culture, Leisure, Video Games

4.7 • 606 Ratings

🗓️ 23 December 2024

⏱️ 77 minutes

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This week on WizBru, Holden and Jake dodge killer lawn darts, dive-bombing Sky Dancers, hair eating Cabbage Patch kids, and much more toy based terror in this round up of banned toys! Want even more WizBru? Support us on Patreon! www.patreon.com/wizbru

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0:00.0	Hey, everybody.
0:16.2	Hey, everybody, it's your, uh, lawn dart throwing, pro.
0:20.0	Oh my God. I just... I just...
0:22.6	Jake just got impaled by a lawn dart. Bruiser, Holden McNeely. I'm so sorry, Jake.
0:29.0	No, it's fine. It's fine. I... It's about freedom, Holden. The freedom to throw giant chunks of metal
0:35.8	at other people for the sake of fun without big government getting in the way.
0:41.6	And it's also, can I tell you, Holden, how much I love swallowing a single magnet?
0:47.3	It's my favorite thing in the world.
0:49.3	It's so easy.
0:50.3	It doesn't hurt you.
0:51.4	It passes effortlessly.
0:53.0	A single magnet is fun to swallow never to do not swallow
0:57.6	two if you swallow two magnets you will have the most painful death imaginable and you will regret
1:03.0	every second of your short horrible life up until you swallow that second magnet but one magnet
1:10.8	who that's an easy bree breezy, good time.
1:13.7	And welcome to our silly goof-up episode about banned toys.
1:18.4	Trigger warning, dead children, paralyzed adults.
1:21.9	Yeah.
1:22.3	But we'll get it more into that in a little bit.
1:24.5	Yeah, what a fun, crazy winding road this is.
1:29.1	But I love it. I love talking about how stupid we are as a nation, as a human race. You know, it really is just wild.
1:41.2	How just negligent money-making capitalists can be, especially in the realm of,
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