Hi, we're two non-doctors. I'm Liz Mealy. I'm Maria Shahada. We have a podcast. I don't know how we got it.

Well, we're comedians. We stop getting actual stage time, so we turn to the internet. We have a lot of

questions about health. We talk about what we want to know more about, and then we ask our fans

to tell us if we're right, and we're very rarely right. We're never right. We've been learning a lot through Google. Our first episode is about Maria having misophonia, to me discussing dyslexia, stuff that people

feel like they know a little bit about and want to know more about, to us discovering

stuff neither of us knew much about like ASMR.

My mom's on the show.

My mom is a veterinarian.

I'm pretty sure she's going to replace us at some point. We are on the UnPops Network. They saw our potential and was like, we think someday you guys will actually have value. Which is an

unpopular opinion. If you're not doctors. Don't listen to us. Seriously, guys. We don't know what we're

talking about. People of Earth, your parents has this choice.

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I've, butcha of you've been the chan spiraech a prince.

With you all roads, Adam did Brum. Adam Todd, Debrun.

Hey, everybody.

Welcome to Conspiracy, the show.

I'm Adam Todd Brown.

I'm Fizzad DeSani.

We are your damn hosts this week. We read a book for you motherfuckers, a whole book. A whole damn book. We read half the Mueller report basically. Where is our

medal? Fizzah, how's it going? Man, I'm doing, you know, it's a minute by minute thing, but right now in this minute,

I'm cool, I'm good, happy to be here.

Yeah, I'm happy to be recording with you.

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