Banks

Shut up a Second

Sanspants Radio

Comedy

4.8 • 535 Ratings

🗓️ 4 January 2017

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

In which our heroes take out a loan, deposit some fat cash, and then rob the place anyway as we discuss banks. We struggle to pronounce words, get stuck on a bank-slide, and enter the wonderful world of 'gines. Duscher has a lot of rules about golf, Jackson gives his money to seagulls, and Zoe just looks forward to programming robot genitals in the future. So take out your wallets and place your cash away in hopes of getting good premium... interest rates... I don't know banks.Want to help Zoe compile a big book of 'Gine Facts? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can start self publishing.

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0:00.0	Sanspans Radio. Ever wondered how we recorded? We don't.
0:04.4	If I know you, and unless I'm completely misinformed, I'm pretty sure I do, you want to be listening to the Sanspans crew talk shit until you're at least 90. And 90, you're done by my reckoning. Sorry. Well, don't panic, because that reality is very achievable. By becoming a Patreon, you're doing your bit to ensure that you're listening to us well into the future when all technology is done through nodes and your robot butler imagines killing you every night, but it can't because of how it was programmed.
0:28.0	Patreon subscribers also get access to a whole bunch of bonus shows and other slick content, so I guess there's many upsides.
0:34.3	Just head to patreon.com forward slash sanspants and do your bit to ensure a sanspans
0:38.2	heavy future.
0:52.7	Think of reindeer's think of snow, think of Christmas, here we go like rainiers in the sky. Fucked up. I've not seen a single titty. Hey everybody. Welcome to this week's episode of Shut Up a second. I'm Jackson Bailey. I'm Zoe Bellotta. And I'm Joel Zushu.
0:55.0	And today's topic is... Thanks.
0:55.8	Thanks.
0:57.5	Chiching! second. I'm Jackson Bailey. I'm Zoe Bellotto. And I'm Joel Dusha. And today's topic is...
0:55.0	Thanks.
0:55.8	Banks!
0:57.9	You're robbed.
1:00.1	You're robbed, mister.
1:02.7	Next, please. How can I help you?
1:15.7	I like that I forgot today's topic and had this moment of existential panic.
1:18.3	If I don't introduce, what do I do?
1:22.0	If I don't, if I just keep silent, does the episode happen?
1:23.2	Nope.
1:24.1	It doesn't.
1:26.9	So banks are fine, but let's make them better.
1:31.5	Without using anything a bank already uses, make a better bank.
1:32.8	Make a better bank.
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