So, guys, Derek, more plates more dates.com. I decided to check my mentions on TikTok for the first time in a

fucking minute, dude. It has been a while. And it sucks because I'm like, I have so many backlogged good videos that I'm like,

I'm falling behind to the point that I'm probably missing a ton of good shit. I scrolled for like

30 seconds and within

30 seconds I found something that actually made me. It's very rare. I see content that makes me

actually laugh physically out loud, but this managed to do it. It was muscles king and it's

advertising a new thing to get jacked. It's like a tool to replace the gym essentially.

So I'll show you what it is.

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So we see, how many, fuck, I gotta restart it. Hang on. So how many girls cheer gotta restart it hang on

so how many girls cheer for my figure

and the guy has a uh basically a wet t-shirt contest going here

except for a guy's goddamn sliced out of his mind

he's pulling it off we have these two guys

basically vigorously shaking this fucking contraption practice at home after get off work

practice at home after get off work fast tightening of muscles throughout the body

these guys just sitting there he's like in the middle of a sit-up just fucking violently shaking his shit

now feel the trembling of the belly this guy is like a fucking cropped-up on to show his before

presumably of

shaking this fucking what is this dude? Like a piece of plastic attached to a fucking

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