There was a monster who lived in the trees, in the house that were rattled and shaken the breeze,

it was cold and small with a terrible leak that would drip on her head and her hands,

and her beak. She needed it fixed and all in one batch because she had an egg that was ready to hatch.

So she went to the Credit Union for a renovation loan and got new windows, insulation and extended her home.

Monster loans from the Credit Union.

Imagine more.

Lones are subject to approval.

Terms and conditions apply.

If you do not meet the repayments on your loan, your account will go into arrears.

This may affect your credit rating, which may limit your ability to access credit in the future.

Credit unions in the Republic of Ireland are regulated by the Central Bank of Ireland.

I know I can't be the only person who does this. You ever find yourself watching something and your phone goes off?

So you look down to check.

Then you go to send a text because you figure you're going to do two things at once it's nothing you

a boss you can multitask you got this.

In the time it take you to think about what you're going to say and send that text you look up.

Two minutes, 35 seconds that went past you don't know what the hell going on in the show now.

You don't know how Robert and Jerry in the same room, like how that happened.

Now you got to rewind.

So you go back, start the show again, you confident, you focus.

And of course that's when your phone go off again. And this time ain't gonna be like the first time because remember you can multitask you got this use a boss

So you go back down and answer that text just to look up and miss the same exact two minutes and 35 seconds.

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