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The Daily Show: Ears Edition

Bananas vs. Plantains I Hold Up with Dulcé Sloan & Josh Johnson

The Daily Show: Ears Edition

Comedy Central

News, Daily News, Comedy

4.214.2K Ratings

🗓️ 1 July 2023

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Summary

Dulcé defends her love for plantains and goes after Josh’s banana-yellow hoodie (yep, he color-coordinated, and yep, she went there). Josh and Dulcé also chat about whether anyone actually likes banana-flavored candy, how you CAN but shouldn’t eat a raw plantain, and why some people feel the need to hum while eating. Original air date: September 15, 2022. Hold Up is a podcast from The Daily Show. Listen to new episodes every Thursday wherever you get your podcasts, or watch at YouTube.com/TheDaily Show See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

Hey everyone, I'm Phil Maker Charles Hood and I'm Entertainment Journalist Drew Taylor.

0:03.7

And together, we're the super fans behind Light the Fuse, the official Mission Impossible podcast.

0:08.8

Join us every Tuesday for a deep dive into the history of the films,

0:11.8

exclusive interviews with Top Town from the franchise and more.

0:14.4

If you're looking for the biggest stunts and the biggest stars,

0:17.4

you'll get that all in this podcast.

0:19.3

Listen to Light the Fuse, the official Mission Impossible podcast,

0:22.2

starting July 11th on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.

0:26.0

And remember to see Mission Impossible, dead reckoning, part one, only in theaters,

0:29.7

July 12th.

0:59.7

How you doing?

1:01.0

I'm spraying both my ankles, but I don't know that I'm good.

1:05.2

Other than that, yeah, fire, doing well.

1:08.1

Just out here, just living, Doc.

1:11.4

Shout out to CityMD because the other urgent care I was going to, I think what it was probably trying to kill me.

1:19.1

But they gave me these braces to put on my ankles and my friends sent me to my homegirl,

1:27.2

a homegirl who I consider a sister.

1:29.1

You know what I mean?

1:30.1

They call this bitch my sister on a regular basis.

1:32.7

This human being, you ever seen forest gun?

1:36.5

Yeah.

1:37.4

You know that part of the movie where he's running and his leg braces start breaking off?

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