Banana Rats and Flat Earthers

Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Alison Rosen

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4.6 • 6.5K Ratings

🗓️ 2 September 2024

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

I ordered a fancy coffee drink for the first time in many years and I need to talk about it. Also we talk about peer pressure, turning over a new leaf, vets, animal husbandry, the Ten Commandments (again), flat earthers and we hear from a listener stationed in Guantanamo.

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0:00.0	Allison, Rosen is your new best friend.
0:06.0	Allison, Allison, Allison, with perfect good times never end.
0:11.0	Allison, Rosen, times never end. Allison.
0:13.0	Do you in the way, because your hands again.
0:17.0	Allison, Rosen.
0:20.0	Allison's your new best friend.
0:22.0	Hey, everyone, hi hello welcome to a very exciting episode of Allison Rosen is your new best friend and I know what you're thinking.
0:30.0	If everything's exciting then nothing's, but I don't subscribe to that.
0:37.0	Everything's exciting and then sometimes things are very exciting and oftentimes they're very exciting and this is one such VE episode.
0:49.2	I'm sitting here in my studio with Daniel Quants. You know him as your husband and mine. Hello.
0:58.0	Have we brought everybody into our relationship now? Yeah, we're dating a lot of people.
1:06.4	Some people would say we're dating a myriad of people or
1:10.2	we're in a relationship with a myriad of people, but I am someone who prefers to say we're in a relationship with myriad people.
1:18.0	Have you noticed this? A lot of people put an A before.
1:21.0	Welcome to...
1:22.0	Which is correct? They're both correct but I just feel like people don't realize it's like everyone is diggin and I'm saying hey guys would you say period people or myriad of people?
1:34.6	You would either say a myriad of people or you'd say myriad people.
1:38.6	But I feel like people say a myriad of people because they think it sounds, it's sort of like, there's four people involved.
1:47.2	You, me, the listeners, and myself.
1:51.1	And it's, wait, no, there's, it's like him like that guy, that gal, that dog and myself.
1:59.0	Wait, no, that's correct.
2:01.0	No, maybe it's not.
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