Welcome friend to the how to the how to heretic

I'm Uncle Mark and I'm Uncle Dan and I'm Uncle Doug and this is your user's guide to life on the outside.

That's right. Leaving religion is the first step into a larger better world.

But it can also be a scary world.

Things work differently now. Never fear. That's why we're here. Where are your

audio uncles and with help from good friends and experts in all sorts of

fields we're going to share the stories and seek the knowledge to build a

great life after all you only get one that we know of,

so you better make the most of it.

He-hoo! Uncles. Hello. What a weekend. What an event. Where even are we? What a, what a

event. Where even are we? What, what, I don't know, it's apparently called Cincinnati, nobody knows if that's even a thing.

Yeah.

But here we are live from the Netherlands Plaza Hilton.

I mean, we're live to us.

We're not live to those listening.

Yeah, we'll be long dead when you hear this.

We're dead to them, that's right.

And here we are, episode 83, this week brought to you by Botany 500 if you are in the in the market for some

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