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Bananas - Funny news from around the world with Scotty Landes and Kurt Braunohler

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Bananas - Funny news from around the world with Scotty Landes and Kurt Braunohler

Exactly Right and iHeartPodcasts

Comedy

4.87.8K Ratings

🗓️ 15 February 2022

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Kurt and Scotty talk about about how octopuses might be aliens, a veteran using fortune cookie numbers to win the lottery, a man who finds dozens of tunnels under his house and a village in Antarctica where people aren’t allowed to have their appendix!

Transcript

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0:00.0

It's hard to imagine losing a loved one, a wife, a husband, a child.

0:04.4

For many, it's their biggest fear.

0:06.4

Amarissa Jones, host of The Vanished.

0:09.0

A podcast that tells the stories of often overlooked and unsolved missing persons' cases,

0:13.6

in an effort to uncover the truth.

0:15.8

Follow The Vanished on Amazon Music, or wherever you get your podcasts.

0:20.2

Hi, I'm Bridger Weinerger, and I host I said no gifts on exactly right.

0:24.1

Each week I invite my favorite people in comedy over for conversation, and I tell them no gifts.

0:28.8

But every time they bring me a gift, and then we have to talk about the gift.

0:32.4

It's infuriating.

0:33.7

You'll love it.

0:35.0

Listen to I said no gifts on Amazon Music, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

0:40.1

Let's get this started right...

0:42.6

with this headline.

0:45.4

New scientific paper claims octopuses are actually aliens from outer space.

0:50.7

That is the kind of news I want to hear about.

0:53.9

Sit back, relax, whatever was bothering you today, this morning, this afternoon, put it behind you.

1:00.9

For an hour, slide into a little bliss pit known as bananas.

1:30.9

Guys, Gals, non-binary pals, welcome to bananas.

1:37.2

I'm Kurt Brownhler.

1:38.6

I am banana boy number two.

1:40.7

Scotty Landis, thank you for listening to the silliest little podcast that ever was,

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