Cabin crew, prepare for landing.

Wow, that was a quick flight.

Never mind, Bondi Beach, barrier, reef, here we come.

Holiday of a lifetime, cannot wait.

Me neither.

Ladies and gentlemen, we'll shortly be landing in Austria.

Austria? We're supposed to be going to Australia.

What have you done?

Should have gone to Spec Savers.

Book an eye test online.

Has anyone got any long trousers I could borrow?

I've only got a bikini, Andy.

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In a world where only one mobile network were brave enough. Uh, voiceover guy, are you on GIFCaf or something?

Yeah. I just got an 18-month mobile plan with no-mid-contract price rises.

Is that why your voice went all dramatic?

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