Hey, it's Tony. On today's show, we'll talk to Jason Lockenforah about the Max Crosby trade imploding.

And we'll talk to Richard Justice about a bad loss for Team USA and the WBC.

That puts them in jeopardy of being eliminated.

But first, let's keep the wheels of commerce moving.

Previously on the Tony Cornhazer Show.

When I was about nine, my dad used to take his three boys,

the Shoreham Hotel, to get autographs of visiting players who are in to play the Senators.

So I went up to this guy, nine, who I am certain is Bert Campanaris.

So I go up and say, can I have your autograph?

He says to me, I'll sign your autograph, but I'm not a baseball player.

So we looked at the autograph.

It wasn't Bert Campanaris.

It was Harry Belafonte.

Wow.

This is General George Washington, and you're listening to the Tony Cornhizer show.

I told that story of PTI yesterday, to the PTI people, they couldn't believe it.

It's just brilliant.

So I got this call yesterday.

I think the guy's name who called me is Mike Holliday.

I think that's his name, and I think he's from Ocean City.

He's called me before.

He's a big fan of all the Uranus jokes. Uranus. Huh? No. What? Nothing. He's a big fan of all the Uranus jokes. So he said, and this was so hard for me to believe, he said, you should try to do something today on Uranus. I said, look, we can't because Wilbon ruins the joke.

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