Balls (w/ Clare O'Kane)
All Fantasy Everything
Headgum
4.8 • 2.8K Ratings
🗓️ 30 April 2026
⏱️ 88 minutes
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Summary
Balls — you know, of "don't lie" fame.
Guest:
Clare O'Kane (@clareisokane)
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| 0:00.0 | This is a HeadGum podcast. |
| 0:07.0 | Welcome to another brand new episode of all fantasy everything. |
| 0:27.9 | The podcast, the fantasy drafts anything and everything from the world of popular culture. |
| 0:32.6 | On today's episode, we're drafting balls. |
| 0:36.2 | Our guest today is the very funny comedian and writer, Claraaro Cain. I'm your host, Ian Carmel, and with me, as always, are my friends and comedians, Sean Jordan, and David Boy, Sean Jordan has put on socks for the first time this week. Yeah, I haven't, I'm not a, I don't know, I don't wear socks with shorts. So you rock a wet foot. |
| 0:54.6 | It's not, that's good wet on real, man. |
| 0:55.8 | You know what's crazy? |
| 0:57.0 | He hates moisture. |
| 0:59.0 | I don't like wet stuff. Whoa, what are we doing? What's up with me? What did I do to everybody? Just it was a natural thing. What are you talking about you? I'm just interested. They don't, my feet |
| 1:06.2 | If you guys brought up me, you'd say |
| 1:07.1 | he's super handsome. |
| 1:08.2 | He loves balls. |
| 1:09.2 | Yeah. |
| 1:09.2 | We want to talk about hot guys |
| 1:10.1 | who love balls. |
| 1:10.4 | That's a long list of balls. |
| 1:12.8 | The feet don't really sweat or get wet down there if I'm just sitting here chilling yeah I don't know if that's true it is I just told you it was true you think I'm a liar we're not good enough friends I haven't said crazy enough shit on here to where you think I wouldn't tell the truth about that Now maybe that's true |
| 1:28.0 | Yeah that's actually |
| 1:29.4 | I'm pretty honest |
| 1:30.0 | You know it's funny too Now that I'm thinking about it I don't know if I've ever seen your feet I don't know if I've ever looked at your feet That's crazy I've seen your feet for sure Especially as someone who's wearing shorts You'd think you'd have seen You want that to change You got some pretty standard release feed, I think. |
| 1:43.5 | You got like a pretty, it's like a run in the middle. |
| 1:45.2 | It's not like a crazy shape or anything. |
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