Ballrooms, Beef and Waterproof Lakes: Another Week in American Absurdity
The Mary Trump Podcast
Mary Trump Media
4.9 • 844 Ratings
🗓️ 23 May 2026
⏱️ 20 minutes
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Summary
Mary breaks down another bizarre week as Don Jr.’s wedding plans collide with Donald’s schedule, Senator John Kennedy accidentally describes the current regime while defending authoritarian crackdowns abroad, and Agriculture Secretary Brooke Rollins claims soaring beef prices are proof that RFK Jr.’s MAHA movement is working.
Mary also reacts to Donald’s over the top TrumpRx rollout, his promise to make the “reflecting lake” his proposed $1 billion golden ballroom “waterproof,” and the latest jaw dropping comments from one of Donald’s congressional enablers.
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Week 70
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to the Mary Trump podcast. |
| 0:17.0 | Hello and welcome to this week's episode of Trump Trolls Trump. |
| 0:22.6 | I am here to use the superpower of mockery to put somebody named Donald Jeffrey Epstein Trump in his place. |
| 0:34.0 | So it is Saturday, May 23rd. |
| 0:37.3 | It has now been 488 days, count them, since January 20th, 2025, |
| 0:44.3 | inauguration day, also known as the beginning of the end for our republic. Unbelievably, we are now wrapping up week 70, which makes me feel much older than I already |
| 0:58.4 | am. |
| 0:59.4 | As always, we are going to be calling out all of the lies and incompetence. |
| 1:04.7 | The corruption, the escalating absurdity of this very dangerous regime, how you might ask, do we keep this show under 17 hours? |
| 1:16.1 | Well, we do our best. |
| 1:18.0 | Somebody who does not do his best ever is my cousin Donnie. |
| 1:22.3 | He is getting married because, you know, spring. |
| 1:25.9 | It is a time for nuptials. |
| 1:28.5 | And he's marrying Palm Beach Socialite. |
| 1:31.6 | I didn't realize that that was actually a thing. |
| 1:33.9 | Is that a career? |
| 1:35.5 | I don't know. |
| 1:36.3 | Anyway, her name, Bettina Anderson, |
| 1:38.8 | I'm sure being a Socialite is a full-time job. |
| 1:43.6 | But they are, both of them, work very hard, no doubt, are taking the time out to get married |
| 1:53.6 | in the Bahamas. |
| 1:55.0 | On Thursday, Donald was asked, I actually find this a bizarre question. |
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