Balloon Terror!!
Titus Podcast
Christopher Titus
4.6 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 10 February 2023
⏱️ 70 minutes
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Titus, Bombshell, and The Hylinder talk about the Chinese "weather" balloon.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey guys, this is the Highlander from the Titus podcast. |
| 0:11.1 | This episode is brought to by native deodorant, FitBod, and Athletic Greens. |
| 0:15.7 | And now here's Christopher Titus with the Armageddon Update with Titus. |
| 0:20.0 | I'm Christopher Titus and this! With the Armageddon update with Titus. I'm Christopher Titus and this with the Armageddon |
| 0:24.5 | update. America was attacked, invaded. It was an act of war. Was it a nuke? A dirty bomb? A terrorist |
| 0:30.3 | incursion? Eh, kind of. It was a balloon. This is Chinese movie. Please immediately. |
| 0:36.6 | That's right. The Chinese government flew a surveillance balloon over America. |
| 0:40.3 | It traversed the country for a week. |
| 0:42.3 | Papa, take me to be in, |
| 0:44.3 | from the on the beach, |
| 0:46.3 | I see the soldiers and all around |
| 0:48.3 | all over the ocean off of South Carolina. |
| 0:54.8 | Hmm. |
| 0:55.4 | The Chinese have been infiltrating us for years. |
| 0:58.9 | The Chinese said it was a weather balloon. |
| 1:02.6 | Uh-huh. |
| 1:03.7 | It just needed to see what the weather was directly over our nuclear missile base in Montana, |
| 1:09.0 | which I'm sure is just a coincidence. The balloon also flew over a |
| 1:13.7 | couple U.S. bases. Again, total coincidence. The balloon came over the Aleutian Islands and then came |
| 1:20.2 | over Canada, then crept its way into U.S. airspace. When asked about the balloon, Joe Biden had a |
| 1:26.8 | comment. Here it is. And here he is on the way |
| 1:29.8 | to the press conference. And here is response to the Chinese leader. Hello, boys. Now, let's be clear. |
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