And good morning.

Well, let me bring a microphone over here.

Yeah, you don't want to know how long I've been doing this.

Good morning, everybody.

Bill Handel here.

And it's the legal show right after Dean Sharp, two hours of fun stuff.

Holiday stuff for Dean, you know, making your holidays a little bit

better like I care. All right, 800 5201535 phone number here. And that, I used to say 800,

whatever the number was this one, toll free. Now, those are for people that have been around for a while.

Do they even use that? I don't think so, because there's no sitting as a toll number anymore,

is there? I don't think so. I don't think so. Anyway, it's 800-5-2-0-1534. And that's from anywhere. And top of the hour is always the best time to call. And so,

you know, sometimes we're jam-packed at the top of the hour. And then sometimes the lines are

wide open. And so just let you know, we, this time, just a couple of phone calls are coming

through. And for those of you've been listening to the show for any length of time,

when the phone calls don't come through, most talk show hosts will simply beg to say,

please call or these are the phone numbers, and they'll repeat the phone numbers over and over again.

I play you Jerry Lewis singing,

You'll never walk alone.

And I will go for 20 minutes if I have to.

But usually as soon as a song comes, the lines explode.

All right.

This is Handel on the Law.

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