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🗓️ 25 November 2024
⏱️ 86 minutes
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0:00.0 | Okay. |
0:02.3 | I got my notes. |
0:03.5 | How's my hair? |
0:05.1 | My hair's pretty tough too. |
0:06.8 | No, you're fucking thick, dude. |
0:08.8 | This curse you had of fucking having gray hair is now turning into a blessing. |
0:12.2 | It's a total blessing. |
0:13.6 | At some point, I mean, you're going to have had gray anyway, and it's either gray or bald. |
0:17.5 | I used to try to do that as a bit where I was like, because Steve Martin looked old, |
0:22.5 | but now that he's old, he looks young because he's always looked old. |
0:26.0 | It's like, oh, he's never ages. |
0:27.6 | Yeah. |
0:27.9 | Wow, you just won't die. |
0:29.2 | Yeah. |
0:29.5 | You've been 85 years old since 1983. |
0:32.6 | Yeah. |
0:33.3 | Where you've been and where you're going? |
0:36.3 | This is our race travel show, yeah. |
0:39.3 | We're going to talk about travel today. |
0:42.0 | It's UB. |
0:43.8 | Tripping, yeah. |
0:47.2 | Hello, everybody. |
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