Welcome to the 2018 Bald Move Awards, also known as the Baldies. This is the officially official

award show for Bald Move. I'm your host, Jim.

And I'm your co-host for this evening, A-ron. We have assembled a bevy of categories that we're

going to go through here and we've had hours of deliberations which are probably up on

the site already and you can check those out at baldnew.com

if you're interested in seeing why we chose the things we chose here and what our

justifications were. Let's get started with the first category. What is that era?

Well, I, the introduction.

Because we, I want to lay out, you know, this is a kind of

unconventional award show, and this is also our fifth annual. It's a big milestone. I had I had the

delusions of grandeur about what we could do with it and you know as as

usually happens that things got in the way.

There is a few improvements.

I'm wearing an actual sport jacket.

Oh, very nice.

I've got a jacket of my own.

But if you know, like, so award shows are like,

you know, whatever.

The pros of our award show is it's just as valid as any other award show for the subjective appreciation of art and artists.

So, also people seem to like it which explains the fifth annual aspect of it.

We try to be transparent if you don't know why something did or did not make the

list you can check the relevant deliberation for whatever category and you can

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