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At some point, everybody's got to turn.

Like if you are losing your hair, right?

Yeah.

Then eventually you've got to come to terms with that.

And it's a different timeline for everybody. It really is. Like, I didn't go straight big for a while. I was going tight on the ones and trying to fool people as the top was starting to thin out a little bit. I thought maybe if I keep the size really short, and then eventually you start mowing the lawn more and more and more. I don't understand. Like, we've got a TV and studio here. Not that we're really paying attention to it, but it's on. And there's a show, and I'm not going to mention the name, but I've seen this before, popular show, sports show. I mean, I'm looking at this guy who's got, and he's as bold as a bowling bowl. It's shiny, it's bright. It looks like he waxed his head when he woke up this morning, right? And on the side, he's got the wings. Like, who are you trying to fool? I don't, and he's not alone. There are men out there that actually think if they keep the sights and it's totally bold, like who thinks that that's a good look? Maybe he does. I don't know. It's an antiquated look, but maybe he could have it working for him. I mean, maybe sometimes the wives are a little... I've heard this from some people. Like, the wives don't want them to fully cut it off for whatever reason. They're hanging on to the hair. But I think that that might be one of the worst looks any man can have.

I really do. I don't even like, I never liked having hair on the side of my head ever, even when I had some on the top. Me too. I was always tight on the side, always. Now, and I got to get to your point. Actually, I'm in the process of trying out different shavers. Oh, like you're talking about for your beard?

No, no, for my head.

All right.

I tried.

I used one for a long time. I know which one. trying out different shavers. Oh, like for you talking about for your beard?

No, no, for my head.

Oh, go ahead.

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