Bald, Blue, Glowing-Dong Representation on TV with Trixie and Katya

The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya

Trixie & Katya & Studio71

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Fashion & Beauty, Arts

4.9 • 12K Ratings

🗓️ 26 July 2022

⏱️ 57 minutes

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MEN SEEKING MEN (Los Angeles Metro Area): Just watched HBO's 2019 series Watchmen. We are two fabulous, bald drag queens seeking omniscient, radioactive, nuclear physicist with massive, luminous blue genitalia for casual sex and future-telling. Monkey pox vaccination preferred but not required. (Time-travel capabilities a plus) Please send pics of your cerulean phallus to "totally_not_trixie_and_katya@lay_me_out.sex". Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com/ If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast To check out the Trixie and Katya Live Tour, go to: https://trixieandkatya.com To pre-order your copy of our new book, "Working Girls", go to: workinggirlsbook.com To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: https://www.trixiemotel.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Wow, no matter how much I try to prepare for the holiday season, the chaos always comes,
0:04.3	isn't that right folks? But with stamps.com, a little bit of the chaos becomes
0:09.2	comfortable, wonderful, not to chaos. There are one stop shop for all my shipping and mailing needs,
0:14.9	and for more than 20 years, they've been there, indispensable for me and over one million businesses.
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0:25.4	postage wherever you do business. All you need is computer and a printer. And if you need a package,
0:30.4	pick up. You can easily schedule it right through your stamps.com dashboard. You know what I love
0:34.8	about stamps.com? As much as I love the post office, I really enjoy my free time, and I don't want to
0:39.9	spend it all there. They really save me hours and hours and hours to do whatever I wish at home,
0:45.2	alone. They're wonderful. Now this holiday season, trade late nights for silent nights and get
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0:55.8	four-week trial, plus free postage and a free digital scale. No long-term commitments or contracts.
1:01.8	Just go to stamps.com, click the microphone at the top of the page and enter code Bald.
1:07.1	Get a four-week trial free postage and a digital scale at stamps.com slash bald.
1:11.9	Thanks to stamps.com for sponsoring the show.
1:14.4	We are in a
1:22.2	How you say it in paradise, girl?
1:25.1	Girl? Lady?
1:27.2	We are in America, huh?
1:30.0	See, you. Girl.
1:32.5	No offense to everywhere in the world. But after 35 days, I was in the immigration line.
1:39.2	I've never been so enthusiastic about the states in my life.
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