Balanced Books | Joel Osteen
Joel Osteen Podcast
Joel Osteen & SiriusXM
4.3 • 24K Ratings
🗓️ 7 March 2023
⏱️ 28 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, this is Joel in Victoria. |
| 0:03.6 | Thanks for listening to our podcast and thanks for supporting the ministry. |
| 0:07.8 | If you enjoyed today's message, why don't you be a blessing and share it with a friend. |
| 0:12.0 | We appreciate you and pray for God's very best in your life. |
| 0:15.3 | We're God bless you to joy to come into your homes and if you're ever in our area, please |
| 0:21.2 | stop by and be a part of one of our services. |
| 0:23.6 | Our promise you will make you feel right at home. |
| 0:26.9 | I like to start with something funny and I heard about this 84-year-old woman. |
| 0:31.6 | She went on a blind date with a 93-year-old man. |
| 0:36.0 | When she returned home to her daughter's house and she seemed kind of upset and her daughter |
| 0:41.4 | asked her what was wrong. |
| 0:43.2 | She said I had to slap him three times. |
| 0:46.1 | She said, you mean he tried to get fresh? |
| 0:48.0 | She said, no, I thought he was dead. |
| 0:51.8 | Say it like you mean it. |
| 0:53.0 | This is my Bible. |
| 0:54.2 | I am what it says I am. |
| 0:55.9 | I have what it says I have. |
| 0:57.7 | I can do what it says I can do. |
| 0:59.9 | Today I will be taught the Word of God. |
| 1:02.6 | I boldly confess my mind is alert. |
| 1:05.7 | My heart is receptive. |
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