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Joel Osteen Podcast

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Joel Osteen Podcast

Joel Osteen & SiriusXM

Religion & Spirituality

4.324K Ratings

🗓️ 7 March 2023

⏱️ 28 minutes

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Summary

God wants to balance the broken pieces of our lives. He knows how to bring you out better than you were before.  Your best days are still ahead, and together we can make a difference in this world with the message of God's hope and love. To give, visit JoelOsteen.com/GiveHope

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hi, this is Joel in Victoria.

0:03.6

Thanks for listening to our podcast and thanks for supporting the ministry.

0:07.8

If you enjoyed today's message, why don't you be a blessing and share it with a friend.

0:12.0

We appreciate you and pray for God's very best in your life.

0:15.3

We're God bless you to joy to come into your homes and if you're ever in our area, please

0:21.2

stop by and be a part of one of our services.

0:23.6

Our promise you will make you feel right at home.

0:26.9

I like to start with something funny and I heard about this 84-year-old woman.

0:31.6

She went on a blind date with a 93-year-old man.

0:36.0

When she returned home to her daughter's house and she seemed kind of upset and her daughter

0:41.4

asked her what was wrong.

0:43.2

She said I had to slap him three times.

0:46.1

She said, you mean he tried to get fresh?

0:48.0

She said, no, I thought he was dead.

0:51.8

Say it like you mean it.

0:53.0

This is my Bible.

0:54.2

I am what it says I am.

0:55.9

I have what it says I have.

0:57.7

I can do what it says I can do.

0:59.9

Today I will be taught the Word of God.

1:02.6

I boldly confess my mind is alert.

1:05.7

My heart is receptive.

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