How's it going ladies and gentlemen?

Well, welcome to the Bated Podcast.

I'm your host, Colossal, is crazy,

and I'm joined here today by none other than DJ Keemstar.

And if you know him as the rat, the gnome,

and several other euphemisms for him.

Say hello, Keemstar.

Hello, I am not known as the rat and the gnome.

Kind of on as Keemstar.

I'm known as the rat and the gnome

from fucking retards like you.

Right, yeah.

And we've also got Tommy.

Yes. I don't know his last name,

but his first name is Tommy.

So say hello, Tommy.

Yes. Hello.

And last name is C.

C, right.

That is literally your last name is just C.

Yes.

Yes.

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