I just can't believe this happened Sasha. My soulmate is that dickhead from the plane that stole my bag.

It's certainly an origin story to remember.

No, it's ridiculous.

The algorithm must have gotten something wrong.

That's not how it works and you know it.

I mean, maybe the system had a bug or the database confused my profile with another clear M.

Computers can mess up.

The soulmate database has a staff of thousands.

We employ computer scientists, data scientists, psychologists, researchers, and more to ensure

that the system continues to function optimally and continuously.

We have numerous fail-sakes in place at any given time, and we are very careful to not make mistakes.

We don't make mistakes.

I think they've got this thing down to a science.

Do they? I mean, listen to this guy's profile

Bennett C born in Schaumburg Illinois you nothing good ever happened in Schaumburg. Only child.

Parents divorced when he was four and his mother remarried

and bore two half siblings.

Oh my God, he comes from a broken home.

Jesus Claire.

But like...

Okay, look.

It says he's really into rock climbing.

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