Bagels vs. Croissants I Hold Up with Dulcé Sloan & Josh Johnson

The Daily Show: Ears Edition

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🗓️ 8 July 2023

⏱️ 46 minutes

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“I like the flakiness. I like the butteriness. I like the versatility of a croissant.” -Dulcé Sloan“Croissants…too flimsy…they don't have the structural integrity to uphold the meats and cheeses that we want to use to make them a sandwich.” - Josh JohnsonIt's bagels vs. croissants this week on Hold Up with Daily Show correspondent Dulcé Sloan and writer Josh Johnson. May the best bread win. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey everyone, I'm Phil Maker Charles Hood and I'm Entertainment Journalist Drew Taylor.
0:03.7	And together, we're the super fans behind Light the Fuse, the official Mission Impossible podcast.
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0:22.2	starting July 11th on Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcasts.
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0:42.9	Hey everybody, welcome to Hold Up.
0:45.0	I am one of your host, I'm Jack Shonson, I'm a right daily show, but I'm joined by
0:52.0	How are you gonna wait?
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