BAES 87: DOGE Chaos, CFPB Dismantled, Big Balls, Panic Time

The Ben and Emil Show

Ben and Emil

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5 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 13 February 2025

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

As DOGE and its merry band of edgelord geniuses rip through the government unabated, the only thing we can do is sit back and watch. This week we'll dive in and see who's running things, what they're cutting, and the terrifying reality of who now has access to the Bureau of Fiscal Service. PORTLAND! We are coming April 13th! Come see us! https://www.etix.com/ticket/p/96128474/ben-and-emil-live-portland-hawthorne-theatre This week's bonus episode is a GOOD ONE baby. Sign up and support the show at https://benandemilshow.com ****HUGE shout out to Katherine Long and Nathan Tankus, whose writing on this subject has been so crucial. https://notesonthecrises.com LINK TO OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/CjujBt8g Subscribe to Emil's Substack: https://substack.com/@emilderosa Leave a comment! Like this video! Tell a friend about our show! __ MANDO: Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @shop.mando and get $5 off off your Starter Pack (that’s over 40% off) with promo code BAES at https://Mandopodcast.com/BAES #mandopod FACTOR MEALS: Eat smart with Factor. Get started at https://factormeals.com/baes50off and use code "baes50off" to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. HIMS: Don't lose your hair, fellas!! Start your free online visit today at https://hims.com/BAES MOOMOO: Click this link https://j.moomoo.com/BAES to get up to 30 free stocks from moomoo U.S when you make a qualified deposit + earn 8.1% on uninvested cash for a limited time for new users!! Terms & Conditions Apply __ Latest MEATBALL SPECIAL HERE: https://youtu.be/uIOdsIn1Tdo Last week's episode HERE: https://youtu.be/qLhnYvL0eu8 We bought suits HERE: https://youtu.be/_cM1XqA9n2U This episode was edited by Connor Rousseau / @ conrad_roussrad Follow us on instagram! @ benandemilshow @ bencahn @ emilderosa Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	So the biggest thing over the last week, as I'm sure you guys have seen, is everybody suddenly is an expert on this USAID.
0:08.7	They got a lot of tofu eating woke wokuristas over there. Not all of them, but many.
0:14.6	There's one employee who said this is a $40 billion agency they want to understand in a 30 minute meeting.
0:19.9	Yeah, but this is fake news ben
0:21.4	the woke liberals after all Elon Musk is one of our greatest living inventors and entrepreneurs
0:27.8	he's just trying to bring us to Mars he just wants to make it so that we can all use X the everything
0:32.9	app let Elon Musk just take it over he's so smart he's so's so smart. He's so funny. He's so smart.
0:39.3	Go on.
0:40.3	I just hope they don't come for more of us, wokeristas, because I really don't want to lose my job.
0:46.3	I'm looking down tired with baby on me. Tell me what's going on. Tell me what's going on tell me what's going on that's staticy folks welcome uh.... Welcome back to another episode.
1:12.8	I feel a little funny today, and I think it might have something to do with the canned fish that I ate before the...
1:20.2	Before we get into the canned fish, Portland, last time we forgot to put the link in the description for the show, but tickets are still going fast,
1:28.3	so I would jump on that. The link will be in the description this time.
1:31.9	April 13th.
1:32.3	We're coming to you, April 13th. Sunday. God's Day. God's Day. One week before Easter,
1:38.7	we will be obviously celebrating as the number one Christian finance podcast. Yeah, we'll lead
1:43.6	the whole, we're going to lead everybody in a prayer. It's going to be really
1:48.0	great. We're going to do praise songs. Anything else? All the other things that you do at church.
1:56.5	Sing his praise. We'll be getting ready for Easter with you. And, you know, we also have to say thank you to everyone in Boston and New York who came out.
2:05.9	Boston was just a regular Ben and Emile Live.
2:07.7	That was very fun.
2:09.4	Sold out crowd.
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