BAES 79: What's with all the Quantum computing hype?

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🗓️ 19 December 2024

⏱️ 71 minutes

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0:00.0	So Google what done created this qualum chip. Not any kind of chip. Sure ain't no potato chip. I'll tell you that much.
0:07.0	It would take El Capitan, the world's largest supercomputer, 10 to the 10 years to solve.
0:13.8	Do you think El Capitan feels bad? It's cucked. It's sitting in a digital cuck chair just watching Willow absolutely plow through this math problem in five minutes.
0:23.2	I tried to listen to it and I kept just rewind and be like, wait, what?
0:27.0	Yeah.
0:27.6	Every five seconds.
0:29.1	Okay, but what happens if they get more qubits?
0:31.4	Let me sell it to the public like this.
0:32.7	All right, check it up.
0:33.9	Everybody liked cigarettes, right?
0:35.4	We changed the molecular levels of tobacco.
0:39.2	You can now rip as many darts as you want.
0:41.3	And in fact, it makes you hotter.
0:44.0	I mean, they already do, but it makes you hotter.
0:48.5	I'm looking down tired with bed and leave.
0:52.5	Tell me what's going on. Tell me what's going on Tell me what's going on
0:56.0	So listen
0:58.0	up to bed in me
1:01.0	Tell me what's going on
1:03.0	Tell me what's going on
1:07.0	Hmm
1:10.0	Hmm hmm That might get us copyright.
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