BAES 150: The Insane Details of the Trump Assassination

The Ben and Emil Show

Ben and Emil

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🗓️ 30 April 2026

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Well, it happened again. Someone tried and just couldn't get the job done. This week we dive into the gritty details of the Trump assassination attempt: the conspiracies, the comedy, the manifesto. PLUS we've got market updates! NEW MERCH OUT! Get 10% off when you sign up and also get bonus content, ad-free versions and more plus your first 7 days free at https://benandemilshow.com ***THE SOUTHWEST COMPANION PASS IS BACK GET IT HERE: https://www.cardratings.com/bestcards/featured-credit-cards?src=691608&shnq=520080,4028088,4048122,4028085,3006151,4048149,4028089,4048084&var2= The newest acid video is out now so check it out! https://youtu.be/7vkFY3f5kkw Give this video a thumbs up if you enjoyed it! And please leave us a comment! It helps us! ***Ben's new movies and tv podcast with Dillon is OUT NOW! GO WATCH the latest episode on our TOP MOVIES OF 2025: https://youtu.be/tbC-cMqcby8?si=tO0NK0PmpN2187ir **CHECK OUT EMIL'S LIVESTREAMS HERE: https://www.youtube.com/emilderosa __ SOME OTHER VIDEOS YOU MAY ENJOY: That's Cringe of Cody Ko: https://youtu.be/dTbEk0pVh2w Our AUSTIN VIDEO: https://youtu.be/yGSs56bFzRU Our episode with Kyla Scanlon: https://youtu.be/cIHWkY35cuc Big Tech is out of ideas (ft. ED ZITRON): https://youtu.be/zBvVGHZBpMw Arguing with a millionaire (ft. Chris Camillo): https://youtu.be/1ZUWTkWV_MM We bought suits HERE: https://youtu.be/_cM1XqA9n2U ***LINK TO OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/CjujBt8g ***Subscribe to Emil's Substack: https://substack.com/@emilderosa ***Trade with Ben at https://tradertreehouse.com __ ROCKET MONEY: Let Rocket Money help you reach your financial goals faster—join at https://RocketMoney.com/BAES with promo code BAES. QUO: Try QUO for free and get 20% off your first 6 months at https://www.quo.com/BAES TIMESTAMPS: 00:00-06:50 Intro, Emil's neck, Bondi, earnings 06:50-16:27 Bluesky, Cole Allen is a nerd, Lenny Kravitz's balls 16:27-18:15 Rocket Money 18:15-30:44 Weapons photos, Cole's gamer tag, the DC Hilton, the manifesto, Heat 30:44-32:18 Quo 32:18-41:00 Dana White, Clint Eastwood, TikTok hands, 41:00-49:00 Conspiracy theories, nobody cares 49:00-1:13:37 Insider trading on Polymarket, OpenAI in trouble, eating our dicks, Tesla __ Follow us on instagram! @ benandemilshow @ bencahn @ emilderosa Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Cole, cold force. That's cold force to you, my man. Cold force. Friendly federal assassin. Dude. He took off down 10 flights of stairs, armed with the shotgun and handgun, and then he blasted through the, the, uh, he like anime ran. Yeah, it's just like... Also, we need to stop calling these manifestos i need like yeah this is like a
0:21.5	email i think this is very weird yes do i think this guy's a time traveler no just checking in
0:27.0	did you guys tweet the did the henry martine's col allen tweet yeah yeah i got it sir okay and the weird
0:32.3	the weird um art with the other assassination attempt that hasn't happened yet in a year yeah yeah i got it okay
0:38.4	and you wrote up the script for caroline levin and everything and she's going to say the shots fired
0:42.0	thing sir way ahead of you damn dude imagine knowing you were on a train with this guy he just had
0:46.6	a bunch of he had a shotgun guns knives you imagine being one of his like uh students so mr allen
0:53.6	is not coming to class today.
0:55.8	Why? What did he do?
0:57.7	Well, the kid knows, but he wants to hear the adult try to lie.
1:01.8	Adults like, why did he phrase the question that way instead of where is he?
1:05.5	It's what did he do.
1:09.1	I'm looking at a time with me tell me what's going down town with Bainting on me
1:12.6	Tell me what's going on
1:15.6	So listen out
1:19.6	To baby on
1:21.6	Tell me what's going on
1:24.6	Tell me what's gone on. Oh, oh, oh, oops.
1:36.4	Oh, oops.
1:40.3	I'm going to, just so if anyone's wondering in the comments, I have severely, I'm gonna just so if anyone's wondering in the comments I have I've I've severely I'm back with
1:48.6	terrible neck pain and I'm I'm going to just stay focused up there no I know I'm just say if
1:53.6	you see me feel if you see me move strangely like Batman it's I'm truly on Batman mode. I almost wore a...
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