BAES 136: GREENLAND: The Fart of the Deal

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🗓️ 22 January 2026

⏱️ 77 minutes

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It never ends with Trump, does it folks? This week we're breaking down the entire Greenland fiasco from start to finish, keeping you informed. Pull up a chair and a nice cup of coffee because it's a good one. This week's bonus is a BANGER. Support us and get bonus content, ad-free versions and more plus your first 7 days free at https://benandemilshow.com WATCH THE LATEST EPISODE OF EMIL'S NEW SHOW! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHG9iIjhXvI OUR NEW CREDIT CARD SITE IS LIVE!!! Go get that AMEX personal card before it's gone! https://thecreditcardlist.com Give this video a thumbs up if you enjoyed it! And please leave us a comment! It helps us! ***Ben's new movies and tv podcast with Dillon is OUT NOW! GO WATCH the latest episode on our TOP MOVIES OF 2025: https://youtu.be/tbC-cMqcby8?si=tO0NK0PmpN2187ir **CHECK OUT EMIL'S LIVESTREAMS HERE: https://www.youtube.com/emilderosa __ SOME OTHER VIDEOS YOU MAY ENJOY: That's Cringe of Cody Ko: https://youtu.be/dTbEk0pVh2w Our AUSTIN VIDEO: https://youtu.be/yGSs56bFzRU Our episode with Kyla Scanlon: https://youtu.be/cIHWkY35cuc Big Tech is out of ideas (ft. ED ZITRON): https://youtu.be/zBvVGHZBpMw Arguing with a millionaire (ft. Chris Camillo): https://youtu.be/1ZUWTkWV_MM We bought suits HERE: https://youtu.be/_cM1XqA9n2U ***LINK TO OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/CjujBt8g ***Subscribe to Emil's Substack: https://substack.com/@emilderosa ***Trade with Ben at https://tradertreehouse.com __ FABRIC: Join the thousands of parents who trust Fabric to help protect their family. Apply today in just minutes at https://meetfabric.com/BAES FACTOR: Head to https://factormeals.com/baes50off and use code baes50off to get 50% off your first Factor box plus FREE BREAKFAST FOR ONE YEAR! __ Follow us on instagram! @ benandemilshow @ bencahn @ emilderosa #podcast #comedypodcast #coffeezilla #robinhood #dailyshow #profg #scottgalloway Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	This episode is brought to you by SimpliSafe.
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0:24.6	UK slash pod for an exclusive discount. Trump, he announced that he's imposing 10% tariffs starting February 1st
0:35.1	on Denmark, Finland, France, Germany, Netherlands, Norway, Sweden,
0:38.9	and the UK, with those all increasing to 25% if the U.S. isn't allowed to purchase Greenland
0:47.5	by June 1st. World peace is at stake. China and Russia want Greenland, and there is not a thing
0:53.3	that Denmark can do about it.
0:54.6	They currently have two dog sleds as protection.
0:57.3	One added recently.
1:01.1	Macron suggested it's technically called the anti-coversion instrument.
1:06.8	But the trade bazookas.
1:07.8	It's known as the trade bazooka.
1:09.3	You don't hear about bazookas anymore, man. You really don't.
1:12.0	Oh, and by the way, this trade bazooka was originally designed for China, not for allies.
1:17.4	Yeah, because that's the weirdest thing. We're doing this to our allies. All these things Trump is complaining about.
1:24.0	NATO, the UN, where we basically have veto power over everything, except for maybe a few
1:28.7	minor things. If you just told Greenland, hey, we need to station some people there, it'd be like,
1:33.6	okay, sure, whatever. Can we add a couple dog sleds to the group? The dogs like to play with the soldiers.
1:43.1	I'm looking down
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