BAES 123: Heists Are So Back (And We're Planning One)

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🗓️ 23 October 2025

⏱️ 73 minutes

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The Louvre got robbed. Hard. We're taking a break from the humdrum garbage going on out in the world to talk about how heists are BACK and BETTER THAN EVER. It might just be what we all need. OUR NEW CREDIT CARD SITE IS LIVE!!! Go get that BILT card baby! https://thecreditcardlist.com Give this video a thumbs up if you enjoyed it! And please leave us a comment! It helps us! ***Ben's new movies and tv podcast with Dillon is OUT NOW! GO WATCH the latest episode on TRON and ROOFMAN here: https://youtu.be/jhwE7JWJvPc?si=OaWuAMv_MqyMh5N- **CHECK OUT EMIL'S LIVESTREAMS HERE: https://www.youtube.com/emilderosa Support us and get bonus content, ad-free versions and more plus your first 7 days free at https://benandemilshow.com __ SOME OTHER VIDEOS YOU MAY ENJOY: That's Cringe of Cody Ko: https://youtu.be/dTbEk0pVh2w Our AUSTIN VIDEO: https://youtu.be/yGSs56bFzRU Our episode with Kyla Scanlon: https://youtu.be/cIHWkY35cuc Big Tech is out of ideas (ft. ED ZITRON): https://youtu.be/zBvVGHZBpMw Arguing with a millionaire (ft. Chris Camillo): https://youtu.be/1ZUWTkWV_MM We bought suits HERE: https://youtu.be/_cM1XqA9n2U ***LINK TO OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/CjujBt8g ***Subscribe to Emil's Substack: https://substack.com/@emilderosa ***Trade with Ben at https://tradertreehouse.com __ SHOPIFY: Sign up for your $1 per month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/baes MOOMOO: Click this link https://start.moomoo.com/BAES to get up to $1,000 in free stock when you make a qualified deposit. Terms and Conditions apply. Securities are offered through Moomoo Financial Inc. (MFI), Member FINRA/SIPC. The creator is a paid influencer and is not affiliated with MFI and their experiences may not be representative of other moomoo users. Investing is risky. See full disclosures at https://invest.us.moomoo.com/_disclosure MIZZEN & MAIN: Get 20% off your first purchase with promo code BAES20 at https://mizzenandmain.com __ Follow us on instagram! @ benandemilshow @ bencahn @ emilderosa Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Sean has had some good ideas over the years.
0:05.0	But using Canva was a really good one.
0:08.0	Sean designed some social posts to promote his friend's car boot sale.
0:13.0	They looked good.
0:15.0	Really, really good.
0:17.0	Next thing he knows, someone came and bought the loft, including the car.
0:24.5	Now Sean doesn't know how he's going to get home.
0:28.1	Thanks, Canva.
0:29.9	There's no fun crime anymore.
0:31.5	This is a fun crime.
0:32.4	I'm wrong.
0:33.3	And truly victimless.
0:34.5	Well, that poor security guard's going to lose his job, that's for sure.
0:54.2	Yeah, there were four of them, and they threatened security and security. With the little disc cutter, I think. Oh, really? Get back. Keep back. You better get back. It was probably in French. And the French, true to their French nature, they turned tail and ran. It could be years of research we're going to be doing here.
1:11.8	And they paid the admission of the Louvre. They paid their like 20 euros to get in. And they were like, wait, there's no security here. Maybe we can do this next week. Honestly, if I pulled up to the museum, guys were using that thing and had safety vass on, I'm not even, I'm not even clocking it. mibbling on my baguette, thinking nothing of it. I'm smashing my croissant inside my mouth.
1:14.2	When they were all done, they fled on motorcycles. Not even motorcycles. Scooters. Scooters. I love that, man. Like, just little freaking beep beep, beep, scoot, scoot. Dude. Looking cutie cute on my scooty scoot. You know, I'm wondering what kind of bags these guys are wearing.
1:28.2	It's got to be backpacks.
1:29.3	You know that they had their EDC bags.
1:31.1	It's got to be back bags.
1:32.1	Which bags should we use today?
1:34.5	The everyday carry, what do you think?
1:36.3	And I'm out there going, why not grocery bags?
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