Badonkadonk
Football Ramble
Stak Production
4.6 • 9.3K Ratings
🗓️ 7 November 2016
⏱️ 59 minutes
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Summary
The Football Ramble, the original and best football podcast. Brand new podcasts every single weekday throughout the Premier League season and every day throughout the 2026 FIFA World Cup.
No cliches. No ex-pros like Peter Crouch or The Rest is Football. Just the funniest football conversation out there. Your guardian for the season, daily not weekly. Stick to the Ramble, totally.
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| 0:00.0 | Pockets aren't a great use for little spaces to hold stuff. What's in your pocket right now? |
| 0:05.4 | A three-week-old receipt? Why? Weird fluff, standard. A lottery ticket with six magic numbers. |
| 0:11.2 | No? Ah well, there's still time. This Saturday it could be you. Lotto from the National Lottery. |
| 0:17.1 | Play now. Rules of procedures applied. Less must be 18 over. |
| 0:30.3 | Hello everybody, welcome to the football rabble by names Mark and Speller and Jim Cabal. |
| 0:36.1 | Hello. Luke Moore's here. All right. Pete Donaldson's here. Hello you. Oh it's a full house. |
| 1:00.8 | You |
| 1:15.2 | It is the football rabble ladies and gentlemen. Oh my goodness, come into our house and make |
| 1:20.3 | yourselves very welcome and honoured. Take shoes off. But don't sit on that chair. |
| 1:23.7 | That's Daddy's chair. Things are happening on that chair. That's Daddy's lazy boy. He'll know |
| 1:28.5 | by the crease of your bottom. What do you mean? Yes indeed. Do your dads have special chairs? |
| 1:34.2 | No, my parents have got fairly new sofas and dads already sort of like bore a crevice into it. |
| 1:39.5 | It's amazing. They've only had it for about a month. So that's for a rugby. My dad is a grue of your dad. |
| 1:44.4 | My dad is the far right seat of the sofa. He's not got his arms down. He's a modern man then. |
| 1:52.9 | Many people. A lot of older people will have a favorite chair that just doesn't match the rest |
| 1:59.8 | of the room. I love that. It's like they've seen it one down gone. You know what? I could happily |
| 2:03.8 | die in that chair. I probably will. I've earned this chair. We're all about this. Let's go all the way |
| 2:11.4 | to Australasia. Australia more specifically. A man called Mark Murray has painted the ham dog. |
| 2:18.1 | What's an Australian name? Mark Murray. Mark Murray, mate. I've got the paint in office. |
| 2:27.9 | I've got the form mate. Your past at the painting office is rather more checkered. |
| 2:33.9 | Yeah, I think so. Well, at least one of us will be welcoming us. |
| 2:37.2 | We go anytime. So my favorite. Me often, didn't they? |
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