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The Smartest Man in the World

Badgers

The Smartest Man in the World

Greg Proops

Comedy

4.62.5K Ratings

🗓️ 9 October 2017

⏱️ 97 minutes

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Summary

Live from Comedy on State in Madison, Wisconsin, Greg proffers thoughts on predators, Pence, and Petty.

Transcript

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0:00.0

So

0:18.3

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0:20.3

They're the most beautiful street with the most clothes on.

0:24.3

A Madison Wisconsin's most enchanting haunted house,

0:28.3

the comedy on state comedy club where sensational comedy can be had every time I'm here.

0:33.3

And it's exciting to be back in Wisconsin,

0:37.3

the state with the most gerrymandering of any state in the United States that he's in gentlemen.

0:42.3

You know, that whole one person, one vote thing is just a notion here in Wisconsin,

0:47.3

kind of like diet cheese curd.

0:50.3

It's not going to happen because it's fucking fiction, all right?

0:54.3

It's so awesome to be here with how to great time, as you know,

0:57.3

Madison is the Florence Italy of Wisconsin,

1:04.3

except we're in the evil period before they rectify it and do the murals to good government.

1:18.3

It's a beautiful college town. I've never been to the college.

1:21.3

I played them once in rugby and I soundly thrashed them.

1:25.3

And it's a famous school.

1:28.3

And I, the badgers, I believe they're called.

1:31.3

And we walk around the streets of Wisconsin,

1:34.3

the capital building dominates us.

1:36.3

It's this enormous male privilege protuberance that's built out of classical Greek demand to keep women in submission

1:45.3

and to make sure that everyone knows that the best figure on earth is a penis.

1:52.3

It is a striking piece of architecture.

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