Time now for the Yahoo Sports College Podcast with Dan Wetzel.

Listen here, Zach, you don't get to declare what's going on in the war.

Pete Samo!

You can't pop in and say, do you know who I am?

I am America's single purveyor of chicken sandwiches

on the world's leading podcast.

And S.I's leading podcast. And S.I.'s Pat 40!

I was not prepared for Dan Wessel to completely scorched Earth on poor Zach's piece

to start the pod here.

Here's Pat P and Dan.

Welcome to the pod.

Getting ready for a big week of college football,

but first I got to get to this because we received about 1,000 alerts about this on social media.

Understand people in this country turn to us as war correspondence. The first casualty of war is the truth.

That's what they say. People have covered wars and we have covered a war. It's the chicken

sandwich war. But we are, I think we're America's trusted voice. We're like Walter Cronkite during Vietnam, right?

Zaxby. Yeah. Zaxby's has jumped into the fray.

It declared that the chicken war, the chicken sandwich war ain't over yet.

Y'all already, that's what Zaxby said. We're going to discuss this, but let me start with this.

Listen here, Zaxby's. You don't get to declare what's going on in the war.

You're freaking Zaxby's.

It's like Belchum in World War II saying,

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