Bad Santa (2003) — Director’s Cut vs Theatrical | Thumb War
Thumb War
Bleav + Rachel Selig & Jason Doyle
4.9 • 526 Ratings
🗓️ 15 December 2025
⏱️ 39 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Yeah, I get it. |
| 0:01.2 | Like, you're turned on by Santa. |
| 0:03.4 | Fine. |
| 0:04.3 | But he's not. |
| 0:05.7 | If you have a Santa fetish, this is the worst Santa. |
| 0:09.3 | The skinniest part. |
| 0:10.5 | Yeah, exactly. |
| 0:11.7 | Not nice. |
| 0:13.0 | Right. |
| 0:18.2 | Greetings and salutations and Merry Christmas. |
| 0:21.6 | Happy holidays. Welcome to Thumbore. I'm Jason. I'm Rachel. Greetings and salutations and Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays. |
| 0:23.3 | Welcome to Thumbore. |
| 0:24.0 | I'm Jason. |
| 0:24.8 | I'm Rachel. |
| 0:30.8 | And today we're talking about Bad Santa 2003 directed by Terry Zweigoff. |
| 0:31.6 | Zweigoff? |
| 0:32.5 | Zweigoff? |
| 0:33.8 | I think it's Wygwaf. |
| 0:35.7 | Zweigwaf. It's... We murder people's names. That's what we do. That's what we do here. That's what we do. But can I make you some sandwiches? Oh, please. Oh, it's too early. It's way too early. It's early in the morning here. I'm in my jimmer jams. I got my Atlanta United Tuchon because I'm a mess. |
| 0:55.1 | I got my espresso coffee, not an ad. |
| 0:58.0 | But we're starting our day right. |
| 1:00.1 | Yes, we are. |
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