When there are ghosts that have come from the earth, or Phantom of Night that have no heart, or one that lies dead in the desert, or a ghost unburied, or a demon, or a ghoul of me, whatever thou be until thou art from all the land, thou shalt find here no water to drink, thou shalt not stretch or thy hand to arrow, into a house enter thou not, through all things, break through,

we are protected, though we may be frightened, our life you may not steal, though we may be scared to death.

Welcome to Scared to Death, creeps, peepers, robberts, and anabels. I'm Dan.

Hi Dan, I'm Lindsay. Hello Lindsay. Hello, good sir.

Bringing the December scare today, before we get into them, couple announcements. I have one, Lindsay Luhu has one.

I do. Do you want to go first, or do you want me to go first?

Oh, you could start. Okay. A fun new merch in the store now at badmagicmerch.com, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse, but the undead were walking two and fro slamming doors and stomping up and down stairs all over the house.

Oh, that's nice. That sounds really traditional.

Horror holiday season creeps and peepers. Mm hmm.

Brand new vintage inspired Skella Claws, holiday tea, and daybreak sweatshirt out now. And then the daybreak sweatshirt, it gives off a real kind of zombie undead vibe.

This is how you might look at for surviving a holiday party that is turned into a zombie invasion.

Okay. So basically like a holiday with your family.

My family here specifically just anybody's family. Just family.

Oh, I was trying to think I'm like, does my family go to the zombie vibes?

Well, they're a little sleepy. They are a little sleepy. Too much heat in the house and too much turkey.

Yeah. And then it's a lot of like, not a lot of moving around.

Right. So, okay. It's kind of accurate.

And then you have some December charity information that you are going to share about the giving tree.

I do. I do. So if you've been following along, you know that last month we announced the bad magic giving tree for the third year in a row.

Mm hmm. And oh, I just realized that my cord is choking me.

Oh, just that. Okay.

It'll add a nice level of excitement to the show.

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