It's Sunday, it's morning.

That means it's time for the Blind Mike Project.

And what a special day it is.

Today, Gearheads, today is the great Blind Mike's birthday.

Let us all celebrate together with mirth, merriment, and delicious superchats.

On today's show, Stuttering John is so much worse than we all remember

the return of the very scary man king, Azulay. Steeltoe admits some very naughty things in court,

all of this, and so much more. Now here is your host, a man who survived another year on this

marble floating in space, and should

be showered with superchance and adulation for his excellence.

Blind by Geary!

All right, you know what?

First of all, it's not my birthday. I don't have a birthday.

So ignore that.

I think he's lying, you guys.

I'm going to say, for Casey Day, that was remarkably restrained.

He's come a long way.

I got to give him a round of applause for that.

Thank you, Casey.

That was, you know what?

I'll accept it because I was expecting fucking horns and you can actually give him a round of applause. Don't forget.

All right. Congratulations, young man.

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