Good evening gentle listener and welcome to Distractable.

Decipsoe. Maverick Mark puts his pals through progressively painful places and paces.

Weightless wade crumpled boundaries on the basketball court,

ponders alone, and bird bashes a bride.

Bladder-busting Bob pimpes his ride, fears not making it to the John, sucks on steel balls and blows up Bruce.

From deity-slaying to interplanatory colonization.

Yes, it's time for bad or worse.

Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.

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Ah, thank you.

I was actually reminded of an episode that was just like people, you know, sometimes people on the

suburb really make you laugh.

And I remembered illegal advice and you guys talking about shooting God and buckets full of wheelchair a 10-gallon bucket of wheelchairs

So I listened to that one again recently and man. It was fucking Man, we used to be funny.

That partially inspired today's episode,

but it's not really in any way going to be related to that,

so no one get their hopes up.

It probably won't be anywhere near least funny.

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