With a 12-time CD-ROM and a 240 megahertz processor, it is the fastest notebook computer the world has ever seen.

At least until we create the next one.

Hello, and welcome to the coldcast the best 30 plus submitmit Apple conversation you're going to hear all week combined.

I'm your host, Airfront Light.

Join me today.

The crack of his knuckles is often the last sound writers remember before waking days later in the San Francisco hospital room.

Thankfully, there's rarely, there's rarely permanent damage, but the forehead imprint of his pinky ring takes weeks to go away.

He's the managing editor of Coltimore.

Louis Wells is here.

No pinky ring.

No pinky ring.

Ah, you took it off for the show.

Some people use fans or white noise to sleep, but he says there's nothing like the

relaxing sounds of an Apple image writer dot matrix printer.

Calm the nerves and send him right to La La Land.

Writer for Coltemack, Griffin-Junes is here.

Good evening.

I know this podcast is a daylight,

and I'm sure we'll address that maybe,

but I would like to apologize

that my Cult of Mac,

Apple Financial Earnings Call live stream-a-thon,

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