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Bad Intentions w/ Pandji & Ron Off The Rails- Live at Gebhards

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Gregg "Opie" Hughes

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4.0 • 4.9K Ratings

🗓️ 12 January 2026

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

When Ron the Waiter completely loses it—baiting the room, unleashing savage roasts, and spiraling into wild tangents—this episode erupts into glorious chaos with Indonesian comedy legend Pandji watching the meltdown in stunned amusement. From improvised ads for Pandji's bold Kopi Mensrea coffee and brutal sports beefs to unhinged prison porn fantasies, Trump conspiracies, and outrageous breakup stories, the tension builds until Ron is fully unhinged and the laughter is nonstop. Grab your brew, hit play, and experience the most unpredictable, irreverent roast session yet—bad intentions never tasted so good.

Transcript

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0:00.0

There comes Rod. Hi, Roddy. Ron Rod's here. Ron the waiter. But don't take the bait. We'd be in the course. Don't take the bait. Don't take the bait. Don't take the bait. Don't take the wrong. He's coming back. Don't take the big of man. You're looking a long week. All right. Something about Ron is different. Don't take the bait though. You're right. You're getting weak. I've been good, right? I've been good.

0:22.2

He's like kryptonite.

0:23.2

He's like kryptonite the Superman

0:24.7

he's like there's like a baby no with Joe you yeah you're like in rehab you're in rehab

0:32.8

you're about the fucking relapse I can't come God God I I get relax give me the locks come on you can hang in

0:42.4

their tone you can do this oh we get him a towel like a so Lee relapse it's like

0:50.2

it's like lentils playing in the other room and I can't want it, Tony. Tony, think of Malania in lingerie. You know, she's got a movie coming up. She's a whole, I'm stuck on the trade. Hold on, I'm stuck in the train. You know they have on the subway platforms the digital advertising? I haven't been on a subway. All of a fucking Malania Trump is coming out with a movie. Yeah, it is. It's like a feature. It's called How to Marry a Millionaire. He's a billionaire. Don't take the bait. I'm just saying that. I did find it actually, because you know how I say this whole thing, this whole thing is scripted. To me, me it's all scripted I love watching the movie and being a part of it every one in a while

1:31.1

No, I'm not I'm just like I run

1:34.6

Rob succeeded it popped up on my feed Amazon and said oh Malani and shit this was this is my stereotype of, people who enjoy Daddy Trump.

1:46.8

You also, you people seem to also think the earth is flat.

1:50.5

I mean, you pieces.

1:52.1

You think, you think, you deny the Holocaust.

1:57.8

You're anti, you're anti, what's it called what you're anti muslim american

2:04.6

what are you saying new yorker who was alive in 2001 that's what i call myself a new york who was alive in 2001. Go back from Boston.

2:18.1

How about that?

2:19.0

Go back to Boston.

2:20.5

What did you guys have?

2:31.7

You had the marathon, right? Some guys blew himself up at the marathon. All right. With pressure cookers. Ooh, man. Let's put some pressure. I got hot sauce. Get out of here, bro. You guys are second. Tom, Tom. Don't go it. Don't do it.

2:32.1

You're Boston guys

2:33.0

A second shelf gangsters.

2:34.5

Get out of here.

2:35.0

Ron got him.

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