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We invented the terry tomato

and weighs USB drives and the iron dough.

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I from Gypsus, I from cameras, Taco Salas Lhas,

Olafabodas, Olaf Garinas,

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Welcome to Bad Hasbarra. The World's Most Moral Podcast. My name is Matt Leib. I am going to be your host for this evening.

I don't know for this episode. For this podcast. Welcome to episode one. There was kind of a half episode that came out just a bit ago

where in which I explained what the podcast was going to be. But this is technically episode. We're starting now. So don't even that other one is not canon all the stories that I told on that one

That does if I tell them again. I'm allowed because I didn't tell them on this episode

Until now nothing else counts. So anyways hi hi, I'm Matt Leep.

Very excited for you to listen to this podcast about Hasbarra. What is Hasbarra?

Hasbarra is a Hebrew word for shit I just made up to explain why that thing you saw isn't actually what you saw.

Your eyes are lying to you and I am telling you the truth. Sleep now. And today we're going to be talking

about all sorts of stuff.

We are going to be talking with a good friend of mine.

He is a social worker.

He is a Jewish anti-Zionist and he is a creator on Tik-Toc.

Ladies and gentlemen, everyone else, welcome Ben Ziggi.

Hey, how's it going?

Thank you for having me.

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