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Welcome to the bad broadcast. I was going to comment on how bad I look, but I actually think I look pretty good considering how bad I feel. We've just

been sick in our house. I swear the seasons change and then I'm sick and I feel like death. And

honestly, the camera is doing me a lot of favors. This camera, by the way, I get a lot of questions

about it. It's the poor man's G7X. It's the Sony ZV1. And I love it. Like, I feel like it makes me look way better than I

actually do. And I've linked it a bunch on my Instagram. But anyway, just in case,

in case you needed a refresher, the Sony ZV1, you do have to buy the Flash separately.

Not great. But you just buy the Flash on Amazon. It's great. It's perfect. All right. So yeah,

we've been sick. Coco's much sicker than me, which is so sad. It's like she just has this like

rattly little cough and she hasn't been sick a ton in her life. I mean, she was sick like once as a

newborn. I mean, it's like, you know, once a year she gets like a really bad, like a head cold. And it's just so sad. She has a little cough and she just looks me in the eyes. Like, she thinks that I can take it away. And I can't do anything about it. So we're doing a lot of a lot of vapor baths and humidifiers and, you know, throat suckers or whatever those are called, the booger suckers, but then like the cough drops that are suckers, a lot of those will be on the mend here soon. We're doing a lot of movie days, a lot of Monsters Inc. We've been fixated on Monsters Inc. for the last couple months. You guys know it was Frozen and Frozen, too, which I had a lot of thoughts about. Now we've moved on to

Monsters Inc, which is great because I personally have had a fixation on Monsters Inc for about 20 years.

I used to recite the movie by heart when I was trying to fall asleep as a kid. So it's really a

beautiful moment that Coco is now attached to Monsters Inc. I think we're going to be them for

Halloween. I think I'm going to have Herbie Sully make Gray be Mike. And he suggested that he paint his whole head and his head is Mike Wazzowski. But I think that he should just go with the full costume and then wear like a Monsters University hat or something. And then I think I want to be Celia. We were going to be Mike and Sully and then have her be boo. But just I saw this little kid's sully costume and I just could not resist. I just was so excited about it. So I think that's what we're going to do. And yeah, I have a lot of thoughts about monsters. I think I could probably really pull back on like how much I'm talking about it to friends, family, really anybody that will listen. But like, I don't know, I just think there's a few plot holes that need to be addressed. Like, when they're running away from Randall at the end of Monsters Inc, how do they know what doors are connected to the factory? How are they moving through the human world without being seen? I mean, they're walking through Paris. How are they not being caught? Also, another topic that I could really

probably stop talking about because I've done it ad nauseum. But like, I mean, who's gayer? Mike or

Sully? And if we're talking Monsters University, I do think it's Sully. But as far as Monsters Inc goes,

I could see Mike being bisexual. I don't know, maybe struggling to figure it out.

I could see that. And I've consulted with many different types of people for this question because I want a

wide range of answers. You know, you can't just talk to straight white women when you're trying to

figure out who is the most gay Disney character non-canonically. So I don't know.

I had some really good arguments for, you know, Sully is maybe a typical kind of straight frat

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