Hello everybody, Ola, Yannis Papis here.

This is your weekly news, serious news podcast where we tell you only the truth, not left

or right, not up or down, no bias, straight to it, fact checked, USDA approved, and 100%

taxed, taxed, ready to wax, we're vaccinated, we're unvaccinated, we're boosted, and we

got Ivermectin on call ready for any emergency that happens, it's the cure all be all, and

his name is Yannis, the Greek freak who happens to not be fully Greek because he did a little

bit of a 23 of me and found out that he had a couple ancestors that were held down and

impregnated, that's right, I got some turkey in me, but you're not here to hear that,

you're here to find out what is going on in the world, and I tell you we got a lot of

fun things to get through today, January 6th is coming up tomorrow, so Uncle Paulie's

is having half-full of sandwiches, Andy Cohen got fired from CNN and he doesn't care,

he wants to know why he was doing it in the first place, Bill de Blasio, fuck you, he

is right now outside Bill de Blasio's house, just ranting, John Stewart has a little message

for Newsweek in a fun little story that the media tried to make a story, and then John Stewart

said, uh-uh, bitch, and he had a little fun thing to say to Newsweek, treated Newsweek like an

ex that stole his money, the Jeopardy winner, she, she, she is a great woman, she's a great woman,

breaking boundaries, I think she just broke records, it's a huge year for women, not a great

year for people with wombs, but a great year for women, um, so good, people with jealous,

they tried to rob her right after her Jeopardy winnings, we'll get to that story, uh, Pat

and Oswald is a bitch, that's all I gotta say about that, Pope Francis, Pope Francis is very,

very upset that people are not having children, and they, they're having dogs and pets instead,

he says it's sad for civilization, you know, civilization, the thing that the Catholic Church

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