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The Distraction: A Defector Podcast

Bad For Your Heart, Bad For Your Soul with Matthew Coller

The Distraction: A Defector Podcast

Defector Media

Sports, Society & Culture

4.42.5K Ratings

🗓️ 11 December 2025

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Drew and Roth are joined by Purple Insider’s Matthew Coller to talk football as the NFL season heats up. In this brand new world where K-balls are changing the entire game, how do we even tell if a player or a team is good at all?  Are the Cowboys actually any good? The Broncos? The Patriots? Is Matthew buying Caleb Williams? Then, they open up the Funbag to answer real questions from listeners. 

Do you want to hear your question answered on the pod? Well, give us a call at 909-726-3720. That is 909-PANERA-0!


Stuff We Talked About

  • Matthew’s rescued greyhounds
  • Why can’t teams pass anymore?
  • Gridiron granddads
  • Taco Today
  • Choice culinary crap


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Credits

- Hosts: Drew Magary & David Roth

- Producer: Brandon Grugle

- Editor: Mischa Stanton

- Production Services & Ads: Multitude Podcasts

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About The Show

The Distraction is Defector's flagship podcast about sports (and movies, and art, and sandwiches, and certain coastal states) from longtime writers Drew Magary and David Roth. Every week, Drew and Roth tackle subjects, both serious and impossibly stupid, with a parade of guests from around the world of sports and media joining in the fun! Roth and Drew also field Funbag questions from Defector readers, answer listener voicemails, and get upset about the number of people who use speakerphone while in a public bathroom stall. This is a show where everything matters, because everyone could use a Distraction. Head to defector.com for more info.

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Transcript

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0:50.8

We're back. We're back. It's a distraction. I'm Drew. That's Rod. They do. Rolf. I'm good, man. I'm good. I mean, I sound a little sick. I probably am a little bit of sick.

0:58.8

Everyone's a little bit sick. Yeah, I know. That's what I was going to say. Something's going around. This is the time of year where everyone kind of sounds a little bit of sick. Everyone's a little sick. Yeah, I know. That's what I was going to say. This is the time of year where everyone kind of sounds a little bit more like Christopher walk than they'd like.

1:00.3

Yeah, this is the time of year where, like, you know, because of my age and because of who

1:05.6

I am, like, this is usually when I get a light cold that lasts for like four months. So it is peak. You want to get a tissue season in my household? Like, if I'm sniffling, I get hit with a passive aggressive. You want a tissue? You want to do something about that? Yeah. Do you like the sounds that you're making right now? And it always drives me nuts. I'm always like, just tell me to get a fucking tissue. Don't ask. I also, this is all, I don't think it's all in the result of

1:32.5

12 hours of air travel. I also spent like two days on like a sort of college basketball and

1:39.6

mescal boys weekend, which was good. I'm glad I did it. But I'm not a young man. And while I think I should be expected to make a full recovery, this is, I don't know, I'm on a snap count, I would say, for the next few days while my body rehydrates. We have the perfect guess for that. So I'm going to give you a quick backstory. We originally were going to have our old friend,ailen Kailer on the podcast this week to talk NFL. But I woke up this morning to a text from Kailen. She had a fever well over 100 last night. And she's like, I may not be able to come on. I was like, don't come on. Get your rest. And so. Yeah, I'm not going to get sick doing a fucking podcast with someone with a fever.

2:17.9

Yeah.

2:22.8

So my dear, dear friend Matthew Coller of Purple Insider, has joined us.

2:28.8

And I promise we're not going to make this a Viking-centric episode because nobody wants to hear about my bullshit five and 18.

2:31.2

I'd like to talk about the league in general.

2:33.2

First of all, hi, Collar.

2:33.8

Hey, man. Hey, I'm feeling great. I feel very, very

2:37.0

healthy, well rested. I don't have any stifles. Maybe it's all the snow shoveling that I've been

2:42.7

doing over the last couple days. It like builds up the system. I feel very manly when I do it.

2:47.8

And you got a new dog, right? Yes, yes. You got a new greyhound.

2:51.1

Is it the only dog or have you added a dog?

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