Every time that one of us have moved somewhere, like the whole neighborhood has like, Seaboy's body. They shake. And like what they would think of like the worst that could happen did happen. I was on the news last year too. Yeah. Is it illegal to act like a lawyer? Because you can represent yourself. So why can't your buddy represent you? There's that possibility that we're going to talk about you on the podcast. You're going to get roped into something that's told to the whole world.

Your story is not... you represent you. There's that possibility that we're going to talk about you on the podcast.

You're going to get roped into something that's told to the whole world. Your story is not safe with us. Our local news sucks so bad. Does it? Yeah. Well, I guess I was going to ask, have you ever watched it? It's too negative for me. That's why I don't watch it. I think that's just news in general.

But I mean,

turn the news on

you find out how bad

the area that you live in is.

Yeah,

for real,

they don't want i think that's just news in general but i mean turn the news on you find out how bad the area that you live in is yeah for real they don't really

report too much on the good stuff why would they but even like the freaking weather i don't know yeah

all of it no like tuning into the news is just straight up like turning voluntarily turning on an

awful tv show yeah you know dude people

that listen people that listen to the news or watch the news are like more cynical about life than

people that just don't yeah I mean for an hour a night someone basically tells you a bunch of bad

things with one happy story in the middle dude it's it's got to be a tough battle for him because

then when they pursue a happy story,

it can come across as corny. I'm not talking, like, it's always, yeah. Yeah, it's exciting to hear about, like, if, when they did the news story on Grandpa Ron, like stuff like that's really exciting to hear people beat cancer and this and that. But sometimes it's like, all the local fire department had to rescue a dog

and then they like get a couple clips of the dog

and they're like, yeah, it's pretty corny. I think it's also just like really difficult to make something interesting every single day. So that's where they're like, all right, what's interesting to get anyone's attention? Well, let's just talk about like the stores that got broken into this yeah like

shocking yesterday i mean we know how hard it is to make something every single week so let alone every

single day like it is i can imagine very difficult like you got to make something out of nothing more

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