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The Chris Miles Show.

Radio X.

Hello there and welcome to the Chris Moyle Show on Radio X podcast.

If you are observant, you may have noticed that I am not Chris Moyles.

He is away this week and next one.

Toby Tarrence, I have been sitting in for the show all this week. I'm there next week as well. And I've had a very lovely time. So if you were listening live at any point, thank you very much for tuning in. This is basically a highlights package, if you please, of some of the stuff that we've done this week. And I will go through what we've done in a bit bit and when you read it out loud, it really is,

it's utter filth. It is actually, yeah, and there is a theme running all three years. There is.

We'll come to the full list in a bit. However, we're recording this bit on Thursday the 8th of August,

which is transfer deadline day. By the time you listen to this, the transfer window in the football world will be closed. Now, if you aren't a football fan, you have no idea what I'm talking

about. Basically, teams in Europe had until 5pm on Thursday afternoon to sign the players they wanted

for this season. Then they can't sign anyone again until January. So I was hoping that some players

of really complicated names would be signed on

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