Bad Day For The Jelly Bean Roulette Contestants
The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast
The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast | 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio | Gamut Podcast Network
4.9 • 3.2K Ratings
🗓️ 23 April 2026
⏱️ 20 minutes
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Summary
In this episode of The Rizzuto Show, the crew willingly (and questionably) dives headfirst into the most dreaded game in show history. The rules are simple: spin the wheel, grab a jelly bean, and hope your life choices haven’t led you to “canned dog food,” “dead fish,” or something that legally shouldn’t be edible. Spoiler alert: they have.
Listeners call in to guess whether the crew gets “good or gross,” and honestly, the listeners might be the real villains here. There’s cheering. There’s betrayal. There’s at least one moment where someone realizes mid-chew that they’ve made a terrible mistake—and there’s no turning back.
Riz openly hates this game (for good reason), but democracy wins and the segment rolls on. What follows is a rollercoaster of false hope, surprise wins, and deeply upsetting losses. At one point, the group becomes convinced the “good flavors” might not even exist, which feels less like a conspiracy and more like emotional self-defense.
And just when you think it couldn’t get worse… they all decide to do a group round. Because nothing says “team bonding” like collectively ruining your morning on a funny podcast.
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