Bad Dates Are No Laughing Matter with Nicole Byer

Relationsh*t with Kamie Crawford

Kamie Crawford

Relationships, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 27 February 2026

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

We thought we’ve heard it all but “naked wings” takes on a whole new meaning after this one. This week, we’re joined by Comedian & Host of Why Won’t You Date Me?, Nicole Byer as she recalls her worst dating experiences of all time, what it was like doing comedy in a literal sundown town (0/10, do not recommend) and how a long resume of unhinged experiences led her to finally meeting someone extra special. Nicole confesses her own catfishing story because if you really think about it, we’ve all done it - plus, you sent us your funniest first date stories and they did not disappoint. Follow: @nicolebyer Follow Kamie @kamiecrawford on TikTok and Relationshit @relationshit on IG for more, besties. Watch on YouTube at youtube.com/@relationshitpod and of course, follow the show on Spotify, Apple, YouTube, or wherever you get your podcasts! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:29.5	Relationships are hard, and that's why I'm here.
0:32.3	Hey friend, it's Cammy Crawford.
0:34.4	I'm a TV host, producer, and model living in Los Angeles, but you may know me
0:38.6	from my work on MTV's Catfish. Welcome to My Show Relationship, the advice podcast that covers
0:44.2	all relationship topics, the good, the bad, and the straight up shitty. Think of me as your
0:49.0	big sister that you can always trust to give you the real tea. Need advice? Send your story to hello at relationshippod.com
0:56.2	or DM me at Relationship on IG and tune in for new episodes every Friday. Talk soon, Bestie.
1:06.3	Happy Friday, Besties. I'm back. Did you miss me? Because I missed you. No, last week I was on my
1:15.3	deathbed. If you follow me on Instagram, which again, if you don't, don't know how you got here,
1:20.8	but I'm glad you're here. I had the plague, essentially. I think all the traveling just got to me and your girl was down bad.
1:29.3	Okay, I was praying for my life. I was thinking about all the times when I wasn't sick and how great
1:34.4	my life was and I just, I was praying. I was asking God, like, listen, if you save me from this
1:40.4	right now, I'll never take life for granted again. And this was with the common cold.
1:47.7	So, God forbid, anything worse ever happens to me in life. Listen, I'll sell all my earthly
1:52.8	possessions to feel better. Okay? Anyways, today's episode is so exciting because I just feel like I've really been blessed.
2:04.3	I've really been blessed in life, but especially lately with the podcast, like, it just feels so
2:10.0	good to see your dreams come to fruition.
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