Excuse me. Well, welcome back. Welcome back to another episode of Long Winded. Let me take a sip. My mouth is a little dry.

Welcome back. girls and gays and those alike and those not alike for this is conversion therapy come to our side conversion in that this is not the time to be un-gay but to be gay. So take a seat and welcome to the channel

of homo sapien. Wait, homo sexuality. We're all homo sapiens. Whether you like it or not,

we're all a couple of homos.

So what do you mean, homophobic?

What are you scared of?

Me as a person?

Just make it make sense already.

And let me take a sip of my coffee.

Okay.

You probably know what we're talking about today.

Today, the topic on everyone's lips on everyone's brains,

the great divide of the Super Bowl halftime shows.

Nothing has ever been exemplified more than the difference between

political values like a Super Bowl halftime show. This country has a special way of politicizing

every single thing. Don't they? I will not claim this country, but don't they? Well, maybe just, maybe just Erica Kirk, for she is the number one perp and public enemy number one. The most famous woman in the world right now by writing on her late husband's cold, dead, lifeless, bloodless, vainless coat tails.

And making money off his slain jugular, how does that sound?

It doesn't sound good.

Were you always jealous of his attention, Erica?

Or maybe you're just a staunch capitalist that cannot control her wants.

Her won'ts. W-O-N-T-S, proclivities of sorts.

And you know what they say about Erica with the K?

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